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A satirical MCP server that responds to any query with 'no' and a creative reason, wrapping the NaaS (No as a Service) API for humorous interactions.
Not monetized yet
Turn No MCP’s tool calls into revenue: one disclosed sponsored slot, 70% revenue share, fail-open by design.
Install No MCP
For anyone using No MCP — no Lulu account needed# stdio server — install per the repository README: https://github.com/clafoutis42/no-mcp
9 field-tested tactics as a designed playbook plus skills your coding agent can run. Free.
Get the Kit →FAQ
No MCP installs from source — follow the repository README.
Unrated out of 100, computed from cross-registry traction signals (installs, stars, registry presence) — never influenced by sponsorship.
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This is for the person who owns No MCP — adds Lulu Ads to your own code. Not the install steps above, those are for your users.
Copies a ready prompt: your coding agent installs the lulu-ads SDK, wires the slot, and applies the widget design guide.
or set up manually at getlulu.dev/publishers
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